There was a Hallowe'en. All the ghosts gathered together for a meeting on that side of the black stump. The Chief Ghost opened his diary and began to speak
“You know that every year on Halloween we have a right to come down to the earth to spend one day among people. But you also know that there are some rules. And some of you depart from these rules. Elvis, you were noticed on the earth more than 10 times this year. Your coming down this year is a big issue…”
“What's wrong about it?”
The Chief started to be nervous:
“The fact that some especially impressionable people consider that the King of Rock-n-Roll is still alive not in the figurative sense is wrong!”
Gloating chuckle was heard. The Chief turned to another victim:
“And why are you laughing, Vlad? You were a great human, a legendary vampire. However, as a ghost, you are very mediocre!”
“Why, I wonder?” – Dracula set the stand-up collar of his invariable cloak straight.
“I even have no idea what to start with!” – The Chief flung his ghostly arms up. – “Who knocks the coffins’ lids and tells to the vampires that the personal letter has come? Who intimidates young vampires that they will die if they drink the blood of people who have AIDS? They lead every victim to the hospital before bite it!
“Jealousy is a bad feeling. All this because of the fact he is dead, and they are alive, though they are dead… Sorry for the oxymoron…”
“If I were you, Mr Smith, I wouldn’t be so glad! Your coming down to the earth is a big issue too!”
“Oh no! Why? I can’t stay here. I need to go! I have a very important unfinished business on the earth!”
“To carry your mother-in-law off? Yeah, yeah, we know about it. That’s why we don’t want you to go down. By the way here is the refusal from above. You are not allowed to come back to the earth in your body. Yup, they also know about your mother-in-law. The first rule: not to touch alive people! Otherwise you will never find peace!”
Every ghost makes a face, but keeps silent.
“And you, Miss? Why have you refused to come down? Each of them would like to be in your shoes and to go. Your characteristics are perfect!”
“I have nothing to wear! There is no appropriate body for me!”
It’s time to retire, the Chief Ghost thought.
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